Ok, I can’t say that I was too thrilled when my girlfriend originally came home with a tiny white Pekinese puppy. But obviously that’s not one of those situations where you can say “Did you keep the receipt, just in case we need to return it?”

No Pepe Q-tip seems to be here to stay. He’s all proud of himself these days, because he has his own website. Arrogant fucker.

Ms. Pandapassport bought him having watched Legally Blonde, and she immediately fell in love with the idea of toting around a dog in her purse. And now, she even takes him out shopping for clothes too. It’s thoroughly retarded, is what it is… But I did manage to sneak in my own addition to his wardrobe:

Nonetheless, he has impressed me with his bevaviour lately. I usually take him out for a walk in the evening, and there’s always the same group of people/dogs waiting for us whenever we go out. About 3 huskies, 4 other pekinese, a sharpei-wrinkle-dog, a burmese (whose pants - if she had any - Pepe would be trying to get into), a collie, a shrunken doberman, and a terrier.

Pepe seems to have appointed himself Alpha male of the group, and I have to say I’m proud of his ambition. He succeeded on one instance of pinning a full grown husky down on her back, and humping away at her with everything his tiny little hips could muster.

Despite all that, his otherwise well-mannered behaviour and outgoing personality has won the hearts of the Chinese in our neighbourhood. He is now known as “800 kuai Paipai” among the locals, as they seem to believe my girlfriend was over-charged when she bought him.

And Pepe certainly seems to think that he has taken over as Alpha male in our household. Check out his Godfather pose:

This kid needs to be taken down a notch…

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