Picture it.

The execs for a Chinese toy company are sitting around the table in a boardroom, wracking their brains on how they can convince the American public that their toys are safe, cute, wonderful, and cuddly — as opposed to sharp, pokey, explodie, and lead-y.

Hmmm….

“But Boss, our products really are sharp, pokey and full of lead. And they really do explode!”

Mixed in with the smoke from several Zhonghua cigarettes, a depressing silence also hangs in air, as they all realize that their toys are indeed sharp, pokey, explodie, and lead-y.

“I got it! Why don’t we just change the packaging a little?”

“Brilliant Johnny! Just BRILLIANT! I think it’s about time you got a promotion.”

And thus it was that Benign Girl was born.

Yes, you heard me. Benign Girl.

via Boing Boing.

This sh*t is foolproof!

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