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Aug 11, 2007

Single White Male seeks attractive Female Pekinese for casual sex.

Bring on the Bitches!

Single White Male Pekinese Dog, enjoys long walks on the beach and books about fire hydrants.

Seeking female for romantic evenings on the town, and/or quiet escapades behind the noodle shop.

Name: Pepe Q-tip.
Age: 1 and a quarter.
Height: 8 inches tall, but don’t let that mislead you.
Hobbies: Wiping my face on things, chewing on MacDonalds straws, peeing in places I’m not supposed to (as befits my rebellious nature).
Currently resides in: Dalian China, Shahekou District. Kaifaqu Bitches need not apply.
See more at my UnitedDogs.com Profile.

Seeking fun-loving female pekinese dog with similar interests and philosophies, but open to inter-breed relationships as well (with the exception of Chihuahuas – sorry girls, you just can’t accomodate).

Interested parties please contact me at:

pepe_and_the_funk_train@yahoo.com

Correspondences will be treated with the utmost discretion.

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