Tian’anmen Lesbians: Never Forget History, Never Forget to be Sexy

06 Jun

Posted by Rick as Chinese Internet, Random Thoughts

Wonder if this one gets me blocked?

Tian’anmen Lesbians Photo Caption Contest

Anyway, photo caption contests seem to be all over the place these days. Sinocidal has a few interesting ones. But I stumbled across this photo just now, and I thought it’d be interesting to see what kinda wacky captions people could come up with:

Well, this is certainly a decent way to raise awareness about Tian’anmen Square.

So anyway, your give me your best captions.

Prizes, you ask?
The satisfaction of giving voice to these oppressed Tian’anmesbians, who for too long have not been given a platform to express their innermost, deepest erotic desires and…

Oh.
Sorry, got carried away there for a second.

No prizes. I’m poor.

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8 Responses

Chris (Eyes East)

June 6th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
1

Finally, a good use for those peep holes in the Mao portrait.
John

June 6th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
2

Ling Mei, Leader of the People’s Proprietary Committee gives Sung Lin a good tongue lashing for not bowing before the image of Father Mao.
Tom

June 6th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
3

Guard one - “Does that remind you of something?”

Guard two - “Last night in the barracks. When is our next break?”
Alex

June 6th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
4

“Is Rick secretly becoming a porn-lord?”

‘Titties’ in almost every, sex and lesbianism smattered liberally. I think you’re testing the ‘keyword search’ grounds very surruptitiously in order to create a pron empire in Newfoundland.
Heiney

June 7th, 2007 at 1:16 am
5

Man on right to man on left: “You know. I’m thinking if they can do it, we can do it, too. Pucker up, dongbei boy!”

Man on left thinking: “I’m puckered, but you’re not gonna see it, nor kiss it.”
admin

June 7th, 2007 at 2:13 am
6

C’mon Alex…
this is my very first lesbian post.

If I wanted to bring traffic here, I’d do this:
hot sexy asian lesbian tiananmen sluts girls kissing
Heiney

June 7th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
7

“…give us your poor, your tired, your huddled lesbians yearning to suck face…”
The Humanaught

June 7th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
8

“There’s nothing ’square’ about the new Tiananmen!”