If Michael Jackson ever had sex with a Chinese migrant worker back in the mid ’80s - I’m not saying that he did, but stranger things have happened - then this guy is the result.

Watch as he performs in a public square and draws quite a crowd, much to the annoyance of the guards standing by. They approach him in an effort to get him to stop, but he’s just too slippery and dances away from them with relative ease:

Thoroughly excellent.

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