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Jan 18, 2008

Chinese Michael Jackson too Dangerous for Commie Police

If Michael Jackson ever had sex with a Chinese migrant worker back in the mid ’80s – I’m not saying that he did, but stranger things have happened – then this guy is the result.

Watch as he performs in a public square and draws quite a crowd, much to the annoyance of the guards standing by. They approach him in an effort to get him to stop, but he’s just too slippery and dances away from them with relative ease:


Thoroughly excellent.

Category: Chinese Internet, funny shit

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2 Responses

  1. Chris says:
    January 18, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    I think this guy got himself an endorsement deal or something. I used to see him in TV ads on the 801 bus. On second thought, maybe that was someone else…

  2. The Humanaught says:
    January 19, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Haha, that’s simply awesome – and reminds me that I need to hack HHR to allow the inclusion of Chinese video sharing site videos. These are too good to miss.

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