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Run for your M’er Effin’ lives! It’s a two-headed cobra! Ok, ok, it’s just a baby. But when this thing grows up you better run for your M’er Effin’ lives!

A few heads short of the mythical hydra, this is one of the awesomest Chinese mutant animals ever. (See here for my Awesome Chinese Mutant animals list over on Lost Laowai).

source: bzxhw

Speaking of Shanzhai (as I was yesterday), here’s a wacky Sony PSP mod that I came across on a Chinese website. Or maybe it’s just a skin… Well, to be honest, I don’t want to spend too much time trying to figure out what the hell this is.

Lets just call it the worst bloody PSP mod ever, and leave it at that.

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The Chinese equivalant of Police Chief Wiggum is falling under heavy criticism for hiring actors to rob a Zhenzhou bank, as a part of a training exercise. The only problem with this situation is that nobody – not the people in the bank, nor the police officers – were told that this was a drill:

Four ‘robbers’ rushed into the Post Office Bank, disarmed security and demanded all the people inside drop to the floor. They even snatched a customer’s bag containing £20,000, reports Guangzhou Daily.

Critics said police officers, unaware that it was a training drill, could easily have used their guns on the fleeing robbers. Source: ananova

Only in China, folks…

Ok. I had to put this up here, cause it’s so funny. And important.
If America votes in McCain and this twat, my confidence in humanity will be completely shot.

This is odd. The latest Olympics protest comes courtesy of bible thumper Eddie Romero. Props to him for making the best use of technology to get his voice heard, as he streamed the audio live to talkshoe. Though he should have spent more time refining his voice, as his attempts to yell and scream in Chinese are pretty unintelligible. He yells some names of dissidents, but that’s about all I can understand. I haven’t managed to listen to the entire thing yet, but it sounds like due to the language barrier he’s having trouble convincing them that he’s arrest-worthy. If anyone else want’s to check it out see the player below.